MIFA- means " Mom Is Freaking Angry" in other words...or atleast for my mom go get a diet coke and a bag of almound joy pices so she can not MIFA towards me.
I yeild for no machine
I am too prideful to yeild. If i wanna cross the street by darn i am gonna do it and if i get a couple broken bones tring thats the cost. waiting is for losers !
Tanner Jordan Garrett
Some guy came out and punched me in the gut and screamed, "FALCON PUNCH !"
Tanner Jordan Garrett
Age: 15 Gender: Male Industry: Construction Occupation: Working on my brain
I am a 15 year old MAN not a boy, but a man....that loves to hang out,tease and joke with people. Have a habit of getting a little too hyper, but working on it.
Favorite Movie: Blindside Favorite Band: Modest Mouse Favorite Book: Hahahahahaha if i read books i would let ya know
Goals of 2010 ( Jokeing )
1. Stop saying you go girl to myslef
2. Become toilet trained
3. Learn to read
4. Convince my mom I have a brain
5. Love something besides my computer
What a beautiful picture, i dont wanna brag, but its pretty darn good !
Racism is dead, but i dont think this store knows it. I mean they should've put smokin hot models. I think when i said that is when my mom said no to letting me buy it
Bad part of town.
When i was told we are in the bad part of town this was the first thing i did, without even thinking, my mom says i do alot of things without even thinking
Where is Superman when you need him a freaking trolley is about to hit me.....talk about OMG moments.
You cant tell by the picture, but all these people are running....running for the AC. To break it down it was as hot as a Mexican !
What is in this store ? I am guessing just bargins?
Jaws Of Life !
I know this has happended to everyone atleast once
School ! 6/11/10
Maybe i would have been better off if i had studied in school, but the worst days were when we had tests, because up until that point I was an idiot, but nobody else knew. So when the tests were finished and it was time to pass out the tests you could immediately pick out the ones that failed, because they would sigh or widen there eyes and at that point you knew they were the stupid ones, but when it came to me I just said "Yes" like all the smart kids did when they aced a test even though I made a "C", but I always admired the kid in the class that laughed and was like " Hey guys look at me, I failed i was guessing numbers on a multiple choice." Now no one would want to be him because he is a complete moron, but you admired him to say that out loud. And I always hated the kid who didn't study and still made an "A" even though he doesn't know how to zip up his own pants. Or even the handicap kids who got the easier test, so one day i though about when all the tests are being passed out that when i got mine i say" excuse me I have the wrong test i want one of those easy ones." ----> E-mail me at TJGaryit@gmail.com with a comment
WWE for tots 6/10/10
Today I was just playing with my four year old cousin and he beat the crap out of me ! I barely got away, but i got a cut under my eye and scratches on my thumb ,and i could have sworn this kids finger nails where plastic knives. WWE SMACK DOWN FOR TODDLERS
Blues Clues 6/10/10
I want you to think about if you had a dog always getting his paws dirty and putting his paw prints all over your furniture . I don't know about you, but if Blue was my dog i would be like: Alright Blue stop putting paw prints all over my stuff ! It isn't a game anymore, and my mailbox has a face !
Yay ! Summer School ! 6/9/10
Well ending up with summer school i though my life is over, that my parents are going to kill me, and at that point my life flashed before my eyes and it was over so quick i had to ask for a re-run. Everyday my parents yelled Tanner I would panic wondering if they knew, but they would just give me a chore. I was planning on telling my parents a week before summer school, but the day came when they finally called my name and they had finally found out, and as i was being lectured for my stupidity my mom mentioned that my cousin, Shane, was going to Summer school. For a little heads up, my cousin Shane is one of the smartest kids i know, so when that was said i didn't feel so bad, until my parents said " Shane going there to try to skip a grade, but you failed one !" i was feeling even dumber. Now when my parents give me a hard chore i tell them i am going to summer school, I am not smart enough to do that. So summer school has its advantage, but i do get teased by my whole family, and my mom says thats part of my punishment. Well thats life....